David A. Kenny
May 23, 2006

Stuff of Little or No Value


(get back to work you lazy oaf!)
Pictures

     Marina, my wife, and I
     My Children
     Our Pet
     My Father & Grandmother
      Himself
               yo solo
               my Uconn photo [Go Huskies!]
               My Brothers and I
               mom, my brother Tom, & I
               my advisor, Don Campbell, and I
        the official beer of the homepage [not available in Storrs]
 

My Heroes

        Cesar Chavez - labor leader
        Donald T. Campbell - social scientist
        R. D. Laing - psychiatrist
        Nellie Fox - baseball player
        John Lennon - musician
        Ludwig van Beethoven - composer
        Murdered Maryknoll Nuns in El Salvador - martyrs



Find out about my appearance on ABC's 20/20.
 

Hobbies

        chess (a dated 1651 USCF rating and going down; I just drew the captain of the Yale chess club!)
        golf (21 USGA handicap)
        bowling (152 ABC average -- I need new shoes (no joke)!)
        sailing (I now own a small boat -- in storage.)
        blackjack (overall a big loser but do not tell me that)

Favorite Musical Quotes

      "Everyday the bucket goes to the well.  I say one day the bottom gonna drop out."  Bob Marley
                                                                                      (I Shot the Sheriff)

      "There are few of those among us who know that life is just a joke."  Bob Dylan
                                                                            (All Along the Watchtower)

      "We had better not speak falsely now, as the hour is getting late."  Bob Dylan
                                                                            (All Along the Watchtower)

      "Man what are you doing here?"  Billy Joel (Piano Man)

      "Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye."  John Lennon (I Am the Walrus)
           (This was the first line written in this song.)

      "I need some distraction, oh beautiful release, memory seeps from my veins, let me be empty,                                              and weightless and maybe 'll find some peace tonight."  Sarah McLaughlin (Angel)

      "Half of what I say is meaningless."  John Lennon (Julia)

     "You'd better get yourself together; pretty soon you gonna be dead."  John Lennon (Instant Karma!)

      "To justify our bloody deeds to satisfy our endless needs in the name of destiny,in the name                                                                     of God."  Eagles (The Last Resort)

      "Don't criticize what you don't understand."  Bob Dylan  (The Times They Are a Changing)

      "The more I know, the less I understand.  All the things I thought I knew I'm learning again."
           Don Henley (Heart of the Matter)

I Wonder Why?

      Do they have tuna-safe mahi-mahi (dolphin)?

      Why are there Billy Bobs but no Bobby Bills? (According to Dr. Gross: "In Billy Bobs, the motions to make the vowels move from the front of the mouth to the to back of the mouth. In contrast, in Bobby Bills the vowels move from the back of the mouth to the front of the mouth--a much less natural movement.")

      People have dream catchers in automobiles (thanks to Deirdre Kenny)?

      When "absolutely" replaced "yes"?

      Where is Area 1 thru 50?

      Twins have the same astrological fortune, yet their lives are so different?

      Gun owners feel safe?

      When will toilet paper be advertised as "a butt wiping system"?

      I am writing this?

      You are reading this?

Read the latest news you may not have heard of

Silly and stupid links (send me your suggestions)

             Find your baby photo (maybe; thanks to Jo Korchmaros)

             Top 10 ways to make a bad home page (see how many I have)

             Cannot miss business idea (check out the name; thanks to Deirdre Kenny)

             Is it magic? (Can you figure out how Simeon does it? thanks to Tom Malloy).



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